There’s a man, going round, taking names. He’s also shooting people in the face.
This film will spit in your face, kick you in the nuts and then drink your last beer. But you’ll be grinning like a dick right the way through.
Funny bones at the ready. This alien caper is surprisingly good!
When I was 12 I was scouted by a Gaelic Shinty team. Luckily I was astute enough to spot that I was better off carving myself a life of office based account management. Who wants to be a professional sportsman anyway? Pfft!
On a scale of ‘Alien’ to ‘Alien Resurrection’, Prometheus comes in with a score of around ‘Alien 3’ out of ‘Alien’.
The 30 second trailer for this was confusing as hell. The 131 minute movie doesn’t really make much more sense either. Someone clearly had a brain-fart and decided this would be epic.
Is there anything Johnny Depp can’t turn to gold?
If you’re four years of age, you’ll probably enjoy this film. However it’s Rated 15, so tough shit kid. Life just threw you a doozy.
As you can probably tell, I love a good fart gag. So Ted was always going to present a sweet stench of victory for the Family Guy crew and their first foray into live-action cinema. Pull my finger.
If you go down to the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise. You’re about to be sacrificed. Thems the breaks.